I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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