He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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