Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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