Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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