Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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