id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
sex in a hospital.. check
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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