i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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