lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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