i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
