bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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