writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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