You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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