Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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