Is it normal to miss your booty call?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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