Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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