How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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