i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Randomize
