He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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