My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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