question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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