3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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