she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you win again, gameday.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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