I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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