belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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