we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
