I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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