Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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