dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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