Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
North Korea, Best Korea!
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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