bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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