where does the pee come out of this thing
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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