we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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