i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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