Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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