Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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