Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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