You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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