Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
