What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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