ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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