sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
should my penis look like a turkey
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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