we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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