this beer tastes like vomit already
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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