Acid is not a monday night drug
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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