This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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