yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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