I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I want her autograph on my taint
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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