Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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