my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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