susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
